theguyguidry.com

GuyGuidry.

IT by trade, workshop by choice. I fix networks all day and then go argue with a CNC router about tolerances. Dad jokes ship in every release.

NAME
Guidry, Guy
ROLE
Sysadmin / Maker
TOOLS
Ticket queue, calipers, 5 lb plates
SCALE
1:1, no shortcuts
TOLERANCE
± good enough
REV
2026.09
SEC. 01

About

I spend my weekdays keeping other people's networks alive, which mostly means turning things off and back on with more confidence than the situation deserves. Weekends are for the garage, where the real debugging happens — G-code this time, not group policy.

Somewhere between a helpdesk ticket and a barbell, I became the guy who can explain both subnet masks and speeds-and-feeds at the dinner table, whether anyone asked or not. My kids have accepted this. My wife tolerates it. The dog is neutral.

This site is where I log the builds, the personal records, and the occasional joke that didn't land at work but might land here.

  • DAY JOBIT infrastructure — networks, servers, the stuff that beeps at 2am
  • NIGHT JOB3D printing and CNC — plastic and wood instead of packets
  • GYM LOGSquat, bench, deadlift — tracked like uptime
  • STATUSCurrently rebuilding something that already worked fine
NOW PRINTING: enclosure v4, 0.2mm layers, still not the last revision NOW CUTTING: white oak cutting board, tearout is winning NOW RACKED: 275 lb on the bar, coffee in the other hand NOW PATCHING: three servers, one printer, zero sympathy NOW PRINTING: enclosure v4, 0.2mm layers, still not the last revision NOW CUTTING: white oak cutting board, tearout is winning NOW RACKED: 275 lb on the bar, coffee in the other hand NOW PATCHING: three servers, one printer, zero sympathy
SEC. 02

Workshop Log

SHEET 01 / 06

Cable Comb, Mk. III

Third redesign of a part that should have taken one try. Snap-fit tabs finally hold under load, not just under hope.

PLA+ · 0.16mm layers · 6h print
SHEET 02 / 06

Walnut & Maple Board

End-grain cutting board on the CNC, edge-glued strips flipped and re-cut. Learned what "tearout" means the hard way.

Walnut, maple · 18" x 12" · mineral oil finish
SHEET 03 / 06

Rack-Mount Cable Tray

Server closet needed a tray, Amazon wanted too much for one. Modeled it in an afternoon, printed it overnight.

PETG · 1U bracket · M6 hardware
SHEET 04 / 06

Router Sled, v2

Flattening a slab that was never going to be flat. The sled fixed the wood; nothing fixed my patience.

Baltic birch ply · 1/2" straight bit
SHEET 05 / 06

Barbell Clip Holder

Solved the "where do the collars go" problem nobody else in the house cared about. Mounted it anyway.

ABS · wall-mount · 4hr print
SHEET 06 / 06

Enclosure, In Progress

A project box for a project box. Revision four. It is, as always, almost the last revision.

PLA · TBD tolerances · ongoing
SEC. 03

Under Load

LIFTPRLOAD
Squat335 lb
Bench245 lb
Deadlift405 lb
Patience with slicer settingsLow
DAD JOKE .LOG

Why did the network admin get kicked out of the gym? He kept trying to bench press the firewall.